This morning was a shit show.
There. I said it. It has now been said. Shit show.
It’s not really Jane’s fault. Not entirely.
I mean, she was glaring at me like she’d gone and lost all her good sense. My mistake? Offering to make her sandwich and put it in the green container.
HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL. NOT THE GREEN CONTAINER.
Apparently, she preferred the pink container. Which she let me know by stomping on the floor. And glaring over her shoulder.
So I told her to make her own damn sandwich. (Note: I did not actually say damn out loud. But I said it real, real loud in my head. I think she could probably hear it) She huffed and puffed while she made her sandwich. I took my coffee and my English muffin to the other side of the kitchen, where her huffing was muted by the snorting of the dog. (She’s a boxer. Short snout. Sometimes breathing = snorting)
My kid’s stomping, glaring, and huffing. My dog is snorting and banging into me trying to chase her toy. Me? I’m serene. Breathing out lovingkindness.
Okay, really, I’m ignoring the hell out of everyone around me, focusing on my coffee, and trying my best not to lose my shit.
But here’s proof miracles happen: I did not yell. Not once.
Miracle before 8 a.m.? Check.
And now, annoyingly, I feel like I need to be thankful, because even though this morning was 60% sucky, by the time I dropped Jane at school we were laughing & singing “Armadillo by Morning.” (It’s not a typo… we really do sing “armadillo” instead of “Amarillo.” Whatever. we think it’s hysterical.)
Yesterday morning did not go nearly as well.
What the hell’s going on over here? Yeah. Simon flew the coop this week…something about a work trip, yada-yada-yada. What I heard: “I’ll be gone for almost a week. Good luck managing our kid who becomes a complete asshat when I leave town because she misses me so much. Huzzah!” That’s just a paraphrase, though.
Jane & I are managing. But I’m adding this to my ever-growing list of reasons I’m glad that Simon & I stuck out this marriage thing: He’s a kick-ass Bobby. And Jane loves him so much.
So do I. (But seriously, if I hear one inkling about a work trip any time soon…)
This id nice.
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I get this on so many levels. Parenting is so hard sometimes. Thanks for writing this…makes me feel better.
Parenting is the WILDEST journey. It’s beautiful and wrenching. I wouldn’t trade it for anything–but I’m glad I didn’t really understand how hard it would be before I embarked on this journey. I might have been scared off!